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"You Ain't A REAL Band Slut If You Have Never Supported A Guitar Player That Gave You Crabs" (Hardcover) By Losillė
This autobiography reads like a step by step guide for becoming a proper groupie. Learn how to pick up the band member that is most likely to shit on you and break your heart. Be the first in the group to support a musician that runs around with other women (and sometimes men) and gives you an embarrassing case of crabs, but is so hot that you don't care. While Losillė does recommend a guitarist to completely destroy your self respect, she does elude to the other band members she has been involved with.
All this and so much more! Like how to lie to yourself about how you are staying with him and putting up with his shit because he is sensitive and misunderstood and not because he is good in bed.
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"Always F**k the Drummer" By Losillė
Sequel to "You Ain't a Real Band Slut" this book fills in the missing components for any groupie that wants to obtain excellence in her field.
If you just want to get laid and rack up band points "always fuck the drummer" they have strong arms, a great sense of rhythm and are accustomed to using both hands and feet, which can add interest to any sexual encounter.
Lots of tips for picking up band members.
Read more about Losillė's drummer obsession here.
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